The Book of My Face: Archive

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Can February march? →

wowfunniestposts: No, but April may!

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badwolfwench: hecklocki: cumberbatchstumblerbitch: reichenbaker: Just a reminder that the Ponds are leaving, John still thinks Sherlock committed suicide, and Benedict didn’t win the BAFTA. I’m not crying, there’s BBC in my eye. ^^

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friskyserket: “ask a parent before going online”

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romanisreloaded: so i’ve come to the conclusion that i should never pause a nicki minaj video

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littlelioncass: Quoth the raven. “Ya nasty.”

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Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

chasingmaryjane: ksteez: YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself DAMN GIRL YOU GOT A NICE SET OF teeth, oh how i love your smile

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sparrot: beep beep homies the fucking mayflower is comin through back the fuck up pocahontas and squanto we about to kill all y’all give us your corn give us your land give us your butts

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The Book of My Face: I don't deserve my boyfriend. →

kevilafire: onesidedcube: Cuz you know that ideal guy that “doesn’t exist”, who’s all perfect and sweet and gentlemanly and whatnot? Yea, he’s that guy. “But yeah…I don’t have any words whatsoever to describe how much I love you…I can’t help but smile every time I think of you…Which is one of the reasons why I smile all… Ehm OTP. Oh, you. xD You amuse him greatly. And me, of course. I...

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I don't deserve my boyfriend.

Cuz you know that ideal guy that “doesn’t exist”, who’s all perfect and sweet and gentlemanly and whatnot? Yea, he’s that guy. “But yeah…I don’t have any words whatsoever to describe how much I love you…I can’t help but smile every time I think of you…Which is one of the reasons why I smile all the time…I’m always look...

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