haytham-senpai: I can’t believe Abstergo bought Tumblr
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: stridersquad: richwhitelesbian: we need some new and more powerful swears
richwhitelesbian: we need some new and more powerful swears
bombliate: how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
imorb: how do snakes have sex i mean they’re fuckin noodles
noonereadstheurl: I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
the-bards-apprentice: when I’m at a friend’s house and that friend has a cat
indigostohelit: so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors except then the job of the decoy got popular like, really popular like… worryingly popular? reports said that the decoys...
faburry: no one’s slick as no one’s quick as no one’s neck’s as incredibly thick as
avatardedpotterhead: undiegirl: but can we take a moment to appreciate this because that is a fucking kiss a kiss like that deserves it’s own post a kiss like that deserves it’s own show friendly reminder that Jenny Vastra and Strax saw him thrust his tongue into thin air
est-offensa-et-mirari: deppsydoodle: deppsydoodle: why is peter pan always flying? he neverlands I love this joke because it never grows old
psydvck: remember 2008 when scene people would run around screaming things like cheese and they thought it made them look random and a fun person to be around
tricksylittlehobbitses: You can sit and think for hours about the ways and means of Helena Bonham Carter’s hair and about how she makes it messy and tidy at the same time, its defiance of gravity and its complete inattention to the elements, but at the end of the day you just have to accept that it is what it is and it is magic.